The DMF of the Month Award (February)

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Black History Month Edition

3. Russell Simmons
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I never thought I would say that Russell is a punk sell-out mother fucker, but he is. He was on CNN broadcasting showing how big of a sucker he is. Mr. Simmons has pimped his good name out to De Beers (arge company in the diamond industry) to combat the negative effect of the movie Blood Diamond. He criticized the movie Blood Diamond and acted as if there was no truth to the movie. Russell is a BITCH. The fact of the matter is people are dying over these diamonds on a daily basis, people that look just like you Russell. Oh yeah……. Russell Simmons has a line of diamond jewelery coming to a store near you. SERIOUSLY!!!!

2. Ray J
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Boy aint your mother ever taught you not to piss on white women. Ray J, better known as R&B songstress Brandys’ brother, starred in a sex tape with his then girlfriend Kim Kardasian. The beginning of the tape is supposed to be your average graphic porn tape, but then Ray J pisses on the bitch. WTF? First off you don’t piss on semi-famous white women (she’s friends with Paris Hilton), even if they ask you to. Second, you don’t record yourself pissing on a chick whose father is a lawyer. Dumb mother fucker.

1. Akon
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What a pussy ass nigga he has turned out to be. His punk ass owns or has stake in three diamond mines. Pimping your people for profits. I could care less about the fact that Akon has three wives (actually thats pretty fly) but after people saw, read, and heard about what happens over those diamonds why would you purchase a diamond mine. Mother Fucker if you need to diversify your money invest in stocks.

Somebody really needs to lock his ass up and not let him out; or better yet somebody needs to smack that fool till he gets sore.

February’s Dumb (Ass) Mother Fucker of the Month: Akon