Week 13 was just as exciting as all the other weeks in the FFFL and this week we got a little more clearer on the playoff hunt. We have SIX teams fighting for the last THREE playoff spots! THIS SHOULD GET INTERESTING! Have no fear…your favorite fantasy footballer is striving to make it to the post season. The question is, do I have what it takes to defend my title? We shall see! LET’S GET THE RESULTS!
Week 13 Results *winners in BOLD*
Heisenberg – 84.38
Hit Squad – 91.02
Well, I guess this matchup proved that the curse of Otis is REAL! While this loss didn’t KILL my playoff hopes, it damn sure made the road to the playoffs a WHOLE lot tougher! But I’ll weather the storm, I’m a lightning streak! If there is a way for me to get there…I will find it! I would hate to be the guy that has to play me next week!
Dr Mom Loves Chocolate – 114.38
ABC Easy as RG3 – 93.82
That defensive player that we added was the reason behind this victory. Okay, maybe not all the reason, but Von Miller’s INT return set the Doc up to take out Cornell. This loss also put Cornell in the fight to make the playoffs. His opponent for next week…ME! He wins, he’s in. But he’s playing the DANGEROUS Black Mamba in the last week of the season. Will the King Jerm household sweep Cornell? FIND OUT NEXT WEEK!
Spread Jerm – 74.88
Fuck yo feelings – 87.16
Since JRich doesn’t care, I won’t spend anytime talking about his matchup.
Vice Kings – 105.48
Hip Hop Junkies – 112.84
Saule Wright continued his dominance. The speed bump in his way this week was Clay Davis. Poor Clay found out why Saule is the JUGGERNAUT of this season. Saule is ONE win away from the best regular season in FFFL history. I can’t do nothing but salute the “young” fella. With that loss, Clay Davis throws himself in the fight for playoff positioning!
Dirty ravens – 97.10
North Caka Laka All Day – 99.00
Just when we thought Ol’ Jenk was dead on arrival, he does this! THANK YOU! This win might not have meant much to him, but it damn sure kept me alive and sent the Dirty ravens to the bunch that’s fighting for the last spots. You came thru in the clutch Jenk!
Detroit FaceFuckers – 98.14
Head Bangaz – 116.92
Cyclone isn’t finished. He wants the title so bad, that he can taste it. I see that hunger that I had last season in his eyes this season. He is definitely in the thick of things now that he got this victory of the ThroatThrusters. P from the D better watch out, a loss next week and he’s not in the postseason!
Los Pollos Hermanos – 105.22
TyshonRockz – 94.94
The battle of Harlem Heat goes to Stevie Ray this time. Not only did Booker T. have him on the ropes, but Booker T. almost pulled off the upset! This set up an EPIC rivalry game next week with LPH taking on Shut em da fuck up. You know that battle never disappoints…and added to the fact that LPH has NEVER beaten Faraj and LPH could knock SEDFU out the playoffs could be epic! Don’t miss this one! Got to give props to Tisha for still playing all way to the end! Next year might be your year!
Shut_em_da_fuck_up – 95.00
Vaudeville Villains – 85.02
Arkitekt didn’t win this matchup against Faraj and look what it got him. Now the once sitting in third place is now fighting with the peasants to make the playoffs. Ark better get it together before he’s sitting at home watching from the sidelines (for the first time). I just realized this, Arkitekt, Otis, and myself have made the playoffs every season of the FFFL. This could be the first that ALL THREE MISS IT TOO!
Overall Standings (top 8 make playoffs)
1. Hip Hop Junkies (12-1) clinched Black Division
2. Dr Mom Loves Chocolate (9-4) clinched Green Division
3. Los Pollos Hermanos (8-5)
4. Vaudeville Villains (8-5)
5. Vice Kings (7-6)
6. ABC Easy as RG3 (7-6)
7. Detroit FaceFuckers (7-6)
8. Shut em da fuck up (7-6)
9. Head Bangaz (7-6)
10. Heisenberg (6-7)
11. Dirty ravens (6-7)
12. North Caka Laka All Day (5-8)
13. Hit Squad (5-8)
14. Fuck yo Feelings (4-9)
15. TyshonRockz (3-10)
16. Spread Jerm (3-10)