September 14th was Nasir Jones‘ 38th birthday. So when pictures popped up on the net of his birthday party, we was kinda hurt we didn’t get an invite (And this party had a guest list that included Jay-Z, Lala & Carmelo Anthony, Ne-Yo, Zoe Saldana, Common, AZ, DJ Premier, & DJ Khaled). But it’s cool. Nas is one of the greatest rappers ever and hands down should be in your “top 5 dead or alive”, of course he gets a pass. Unfortunately, because all the members of nappyafro are poor as shit, we couldn’t get Nas anything. So instead, we listed the things we wanted to get Nas for his born day. Hey, it’s the thought right?
- The phone number of the actress who played Faith Evans in the Notorious movie (If he doesn’t already have it)
- Another copy of Illmatic (You know, just in case he needs a reminder)
- Tattoo laser removal gift card
- Motivational tapes from Jay-Z
- The number to a better attorney
- The number to a hitman (Just in case the better attorney doesn’t work out)
- A beat CD from DJ Premier
- A hit record
- A computer virus that stop his daughter from using social media (Have you seen Destiny wildin’ on Twitter?)
- A pack of condoms (Carmen Bryan AND Kelis? No more baby mommas dog.)
- A Lost Tape 2 release date
- To finally get to re-shoot the last scene in Belly. This time actually in Africa.