Week 10 is in the books and two things remained constant…Saule Wright and the HHJ continued to find ways to win, and Dr. Mom continued to dish out lethal doses of ass whippings! The playoffs are getting closer and alot of teams are starting to make that playoff push. We are bout to find out who is BOUT IT, and who ain’t. I know this much, as long as Heisenberg is lurking…he is a threat!Let’s get to the scores!
Week 10 Results *Winners in BOLD*
Heisenberg – 90.34
Vice Kings – 68.24
Yep..you see it. Heisenberg disposed of Clay Davis like it wasn’t nothing. I know he felt some type of way that I won the title last year, but I showed him that I was just better than him this year with less talent. Please don’t get it twisted, Clay, this boy ain’t nothing to play with!
Spread Jerm – 61.70
Dirty ravens – 99.88
Dirty Ravens took the freebie that is known as Spread Jerm this season. I play him next week, so I’m sure that I will be the one to lose to him. Especially with the acquisition of Bowe and Bush. Good win for lil’ High Rise!
Dr Mom Loves Chocolate – 114.20
Detroit FaceFuckers – 49.86
Do you think Dr. Mom forgot about all that shit P from the D was talking last season? NOPE! She got in that ass this time around and FUCKED YOUR FACE NIGGA! The FaceFuckers seem to be the ones that are getting FUCKED lately!
Hit Squad – 58.30
Los Pollos Hermanos – 53.86
THE CURSE OF OTIS IS REAL! He never fails to make you have the worst scores when you play him. This week LPH was the latest victim to fall to the curse. How do you start Tyrod Taylor at QB and get ZERO points and win? Only Otis can answer this…shit is amazing. BRAVO!
ABC Easy as RG3 – 113.76
Shut_em_da_fuck_up – 104.34
Faraji is a tough opponent in fantasy, so when you beat him, you know you did your thing. Cornell is getting tougher down the stretch and is looking like a championship contender. I’m sure both of these teams will be in the playoffs, so a rematch might be on the horizon.
Fuck yo feelings – 79.68
Vaudeville Villains – 96.46
Arkitekt got back in the winning column with his latest victory over JRich. I think JRich might have packed it up for the year. Either way, Ark is in the hunt and is looking to win the ship this season.
Hip Hop Junkies – 132.28
TyshonRockz – 114.84
Poor Tisha. What..you waiting on a punchline? It ain’t one. Tish is down and out and I don’t feel like rubbing it in, cause it just doesn’t feel right. The league is better when Tisha is in the hunt, so her being out of it kills some of the drama.
North Caka Laka All Day – 69.00
Head Bangaz – 156.14
Cyclone set a new scoring record this week in his matchup with Jenk. I kind of feel sorry for Jenk, he tries, but he always comes up short. Maybe he can salvage something, but right now he’s going backwards. While you messing around, Cyclone done snuck in the backdoor on ya’ll and making a run. WATCH OUT!
Overall Standings
Black Division
1. Hip Hop Junkies (9-1)
2. Vaudeville Villains (7-3)
3. Los Pollos Hermanos (5-5)
4. Shut em da fuck up (5-5)
5. Heisenberg (5-5)
6. Head Bangaz (5-5)
7. North Caka Laka All Day (4-6)
8. TyshonRockz (2-8)
Green Division
1. Dr Mom Loves Chocolate (8-2)
2. ABC Easy as RG3 (7-3)
3. Detroit FaceFuckers (6-4)
4. Vice Kings (5-5)
5. Dirty ravens (5-5)
6. Fuck yo Feelings (3-7)
7. Hit Squad (3-7)
8. Spread Jerm (1-9)