If Rappers Weren’t Rappers Pt. 1

Chingy

Chingy, Craig Mack, & Pras

Alternative Professions: Magicians

First you see them, now you don’t! How can it be? First they’re everywhere. On the TV, on the radio, top 10 hits (well only a few for Craig), sold out shows. Then poof! They’re gone. How did these talented magicians make all this disappear in front of our eyes? Was it done with smoke and mirrors, something up their sleeve, or just really bad career choices? Well we can’t really blame Pras. He is the most talented and is one third of a legendary Hip-Hop collective. Plus he put a few singles here and there. But for now this man is invisible. Hopefully he’ll jump out of from behind the stage curtain and grace us with his presence once again.

But take a look at Chingy’s incredible abilities. He made a record contract with DTP disappear not once, but twice! You have to hand it to the guy, that’s no easy task. And even after he made those two deals vanish he managed to pull off the biggest trick of all: evaporating in front of our eyes.

Last bit of news I heard about Craig Mack was he joined a cult. So maybe his magic is dwells more towards the dark side of the force. You really have to ask what the fuck is Diddy doing to these poor rappers to make them turn their lives around so drastically? (Mack, Loon, Ma$e, G Dep…well we know why Shyne has changed his ways).

Either way these three rappers have performed one of the greatest disappearing acts of our time and they did it without any of us even noticing.