No, Greg Oden is not getting this award for that terrible haircut. Some people would say he should just get this award for possibly being a NBA bust and always being on the injury report. But he is getting this award for getting nude pictures put on the internet by a scorned groupie. As with Tiger Woods, money can’t buy common sense.
New rule for 2010: Men, we gotta stop sending these freaks pictures of our penis. It’s just not cool and the internets are too accessible.
Even with the apology to your fans and family, we still gotta give Greg Oden the Dumb Motherf@cker Of The Week Award. Congrats Gerg!