Nelly
Alternative profession: Poster child for Band-Aid
It’s been a few years since Nelly was selling millions upon millions of records or even had a song on the pop charts that didn’t sound like Flo Rida. It’s also been a few years since Nelly rocked the band-aid on the face look. Coincidence? I don’t think so.
Lupe Fiasco and I are firm believers in the conspiracy that Pimp Juice’s success is related to the sporting of an adhesive bandage.
Forget the Honey Nut Cheerios and get that thing back on your face Nelly.
Plus we all know Nelly has some great melodies so why not apply that to some ad jingles?
I’m goin down down baby, playin’ in street be careful not to fall over
Trip over baby, scraped knee, here come the tears, let ‘em go Shimmy shimmy booboo what? You just fell on the ground
Unwrap that band-aid, put in on the scrap, doesn’t that feel better now?