LL Cool J
Alternative profession: Work Out Show Host
Just on an honest note I have to admit that before writing up LL’s part for this I had to do a quick Google to see if Uncle L actually did do this already. Apart from his work out books it seems like this is an unexplored avenue for Todd Smith.
Clearly the guy spends more time in the gym then in the studio these days so why not get paid to do it LL?
Picture this. Every week on Momma Said Get You in Shape, LL will run a 30-minute program right after The View that will appeal to white stay at home moms that are aren’t too threatened by black guys. Well they’re still scared of that A$AP Rocky guy their kids listen to but rank LL Cool J as one of the nice rappers like Will Smith.
Each week there could be a special muscle-bound guest. Dr. Dre, 50 Cent, Timbaland, and Busta Rhymes.
Momma Said Get You in Shape will of course be cancelled after the last controversial episode where Bussa Bus took one too many steroids that day and flips out when LL upstages him by lifting that one extra weight. Sure the sets will be smashed to pieces while Busta yells “Woo Hah!! Got you all to flex!” which will be the reason for many scared white mothers eventually changing the channel but you know you’d that video would become a viral hit.
Bonus: See what I mean?