Dee-1
Alternative profession: Double for Lil’ Wayne
Long dreads? Check. New Orleans upbringing? Check. Weezy could hire this guy to distract those pesky paparazzi or even protect him from the Crips?
It would almost be perfect until people catch on that the F stands for Fake when Dee actually says something comprehensible and only yells out “Young Moula baby!” 4 times in a row instead of Weezy F. Baby’s traditional 5 times.