Eminem
Alternative profession: Stand in for Elijah Wood
Tell me this motherfucker doesn’t look like Frodo!
Both parties would benefit from this arrangement. Elijah Wood could get some street cred from being seen with one of the world’s biggest rappers while Em might spend enough time around Hollywood royalty to gain some acting ability.
We could finally see some post 8 Mile acting where we don’t cringe at every awkward line from the MC (Entourage anyone?).
Just look at Elijah Wood spit rhymes below and try not think he looks like Slim Shady’s little brother.
#allwhitepeoplelookthesametome