T.I.
Alternative profession: Hostage Negotiator
Speaking of jumping off ledges let’s talk about TIP’s possible career in hostage negotiating.
If the guy can talk a guy off a ledge by just recording a motivational video then think how far he could go in this field. Clifford would have the luxury of being able to record as many inspiring videos as he likes, leave them with the police and go rock a show somewhere else. It may even count towards community service.
The marketing for this would be extremely lucrative for T.I and his record label. For each bargaining video Grand Hustle could feature it’s newest single in order to get a crazed gunman to let some innocent civilians go or talk a suicidal person from ending it. Maybe even some remixes and remakes of previous hits?
B.o.B.
– “I’ll Be in the Sky (But You Should Stay Here)”
– “Out of Your Mind”
Iggy Azealia
– “Change Your Life”
– “Pu$$y (You Can’t Through With This)”
– “Murda Bizness (Gets You 25 to Life in Prison)”
T.I.
– “Live Your Life”
– “Problems (It’s Okay, Everybody Has Them)”
– “(Don’t Be) Dead and Gone”