Wow! It’s been a LONG time since we spoke, and ALOT of things has changed. The last time we spoke, we were crowning a new champion. But that was two years ago! Last season I didn’t make one ‘Fro Fantasy Football League (FFFL) post, and the streets noticed. This year I’m back! Just to fill you guys in on who won…I DID! I recorded the best season to date in the FFFL! But that was last season, and a new one is upon us. This season we finally validated the league by making it a pay for play. We said goodbye to a couple of owners, and we welcomed some new ones. You may or may not recognize the names, but the ratchetness that comes with this league is still there! We playing for a lil’ change this season, so hopefully all 14 owners remember to update their rosters every week. If not, that’s their loss..MY GAIN! Can I be the first owner to go back to back? We shall see! Let’s get to the scores!
King of THOTLAND – 115.64
IALWAYSWINSOMETIMES – 72.16
This is one of the rookies from last season stepping up to the plate to go against the “best there is”. You see the result. Better luck next time GomezJenkins! *sidenote* I beat this dude in TWO leagues this week.
Castley Rock King Slappers – 116.78
Dirty ravens – 100.22
GQ-Blu started the year off with a win over the Dirty Ravens after them promising that this would be their year. I know titles aren’t won in week one, but you would like to start the year on a winning note.
Filthy McNasty – 120.56
HereIGo – 82.76
Faraj is looking to bounce back after that horrible 2013 campaign. He went from first to worst last season. This season isn’t looking too good either. Maybe ol’ Faraj has lost a step? Maybe he’s waiting to go on his run later on the year. Who knows, but ElroyJulius didn’t waste time letting Faraj know about it either. New rivalry brewing?
Dr Mom Loves Chocolate – 124.44
Clinton Dix Lewinski – 87.06
CornellDaGr8 went in for a physical and found out he had a terminal disease! Yep, Dr. Mom is back in the office filling scripts and kicking ass! FFFL history was made when she became the 1st WOMAN TO BE IN FIRST PLACE IN LEAGUE HISTORY! Congrats go out to the Doc!
Monsters – 87.70
TyshonRockz – 123.34
Tisha is back this year with revenge on her mind! She has a loaded roster and Arkitekt found out first hand how ugly it can get. Tisha drafted well this season and is poised to make a run for MY title. Can she do it tho?
Gohard420 – 77.70
Head Bangaz – 60.38
Newcomer Jay Tee got his first taste of the FFFL with his win over 2013 runner up Cyclone. I know this had to be disappointing for Cyclone to lose to a newbie, but things happen. He’ll bounce back!
Los Pollos Hermanos – 97.32
North Caka Laka All Day – 84.26
Everyone’s favorite villain, LPH, faced off against Jenk. I don’t think Jenk has ever beaten LPH in a head to head matchup. I may be wrong, but I’m never wrong! Jenk had this one, and just like the first time, some Monday night magic took this victory away from Jenk.
Welp, week one is in the books and we have plenty of football to be played! Wish everyone good luck and thank you for making this the BEST DAMN FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE GOING!
