‘Fro Fantasy Football League: Week 5

FFFL 5

Another GREAT week is in the books, and WE GOT DRAMA! I’m not going to waste time bumping my gums…LET’S GET TO THE MATCHUPS!

King of THOTLAND – 86.04
Dr Mom Loves Chocolate – 72.36

The battle of the marrieds came down to the Doc FORGETTING to set her lineup, due to her being out of town at Savannah State’s Homecoming. So whatever sly stuff you think happened…IT DIDN’T. She didn’t lay down, she forgot to set her lineup in a timely manner. Now that I have addressed that, time to move on.

Castley Rock King Slappers – 80.48
Gohard420 – 104.60

The battle of the top two teams came down to GoHard getting the best of GQ-Blu. For some reason GoHard420 thinks he deserves more respect in the FFFL. He needs to understand that respect in this league is EARNED, NOT GIVEN. Good win, but the bad part is that you get the Champ next week. Good luck.

Los Pollos Hermanos – 87.12
Monsters – 124.78

Speaking of losing streaks….LPH is on one. He started out undefeated, now he is on a 3 game skid. He better right the ship before that mugg starts sinking. Good win for Arkitekt and the Monsters. He keeps winning quietly. Watch out for him…he’s a threat.

IALWAYSWINSOMETIMES – 119.66
Filthy McNasty – 106.76

The battle of the BFF’s came down to GomezJenkins getting the upperhand on ElroyJulius. Don’t look now, but Gomez is on a two game winning streak. If he gets it going, he might make a run later on in the season.

North Caka Laka All Day – 109.54
Dirty ravens – 93.34

Good ol’ Jenk got the best of the Dirty Ravens in this matchup. Jenk finally got in the win column again after struggling the few previous weeks. Once he gets his backfield straight, Ol’ Jenk might be a problem moving forward.

Head Bangaz – 110.80
HereIGo – 100.34

He almost pulled off one of the biggest comebacks in FFFL history, but Furoc came up short. It has been a tough year for Furoc, but he keeps on fighting. I have to give him credit for sticking with his team thru the tough times. Good win Cyclone.

TyshonRockz – 117.14
Clinton Dix Lewinski – 118.20

Man! The owner that has had some of the toughest matchups has been Tish. The past couple of weeks have seen ALL of her matchups be decided by 1 point or less! I hope she doesn’t have any heart issues, because close matches week after week isn’t good you! I have to give her props for sticking with it and continuing to get better.

Standings:

1. GoHard420 (4-1)
2. Castley Rock King Slappers (3-2)
3. Clinton Dix Lewinski (3-2)
4. Head Bangaz (3-2)
5. North Caka Laka All Day (3-2)
6. Monsters (3-2)
7. King of THOTLAND (3-2)
8. Dirty Ravens (2-3)
9. Filthy McNasty (2-3)
10. IALWAYSWINSOMETIMES (2-3)
11. TyshonRockz (2-3)
12. Los Pollos Hermanos (2-3)
13. Dr Mom Loves Chocolate (2-3)
14. HereIGo (1-4)