WWE Hell In A Cell Results: Randy Orton Wins The WWE Title + John Cena Wins The World Title

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Cena at Hell in a Cell

Either I’m getting old or these WWE pay-per-view are getting longer; Sunday’s Hell in a Cell makes this the third straight pay-per-view I’ve fallen asleep on. Not to say that that it wasn’t good, it had some good points, but yes, I fell asleep at the beginning the Los Matadores vs. The Real Americans match and woke up during John Cena’s entrance (So I assume I didn’t miss much).

And speaking of John Cena, did anyone really think that he wasn’t gonna beat Alberto Del Rio for the World Title? Well, he did beat ADR and I’m hoping it leads to the unification of the WWE & World Championships (I also mentioned this on Saule Wright’s Hell In A Cell prediction article so get use to). So what happens know? Do we get a long Cena versus ADR feud? Better yet, maybe we’ll actually care when Damien Sandow cashes in that Money in the Back chocolate briefcase?

The ending to the Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan match for the WWE Title was kinda odd. Yes, HB-Shizzle Shawn Michaels superkicked Daniel Bryan and caused him to lose the title, but it doesn’t seem like it was a heel turn or anything. He was confused or something after being accidentally hit by Orton and knocked out (Plus he was defending Triple H). Does that mean he’ll be around for a moment and possible wrestle Daniel Bryan? And now that CM Punk is finally (and hopefully) done with Paul Heyman, is he back in the title picture? And where does a newly bald Mark Henry fit into all of this?

Kickoff Match: Damien Sandow def. Kofi Kingston

Triple Threat Match for the WWE Tag Team Championships: Cody Rhodes & Goldust (c) def. The Shield (Roman Reigns & Seth Rollins) & The Usos to retain WWE Tag Team Championships.

Mixed Tag Team Match: Fandango & Summer Rae def. The Great Khali & Natalya

United States Championship Match: Big E Langston def. Dean Ambrose (c) via count-out. Dean Ambrose retains United States Championship.

Handicap Hell in a Cell Match: CM Punk def. Ryback & Paul Heyman

Los Matadores def. The Real Americans

World Heavyweight Championship Match: John Cena def. Alberto Del Rio (c) to become the new World Heavyweight Champion.

Divas Championship Match: AJ Lee (c) def. Brie Bella to retain Diva Championship.

Hell in a Cell Match for the WWE Championship (Special Guest Referee Shawn Michaels): Randy Orton def. Daniel Bryan to become the new WWE Champion.

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  1. Bald Mark Henry kinda looks like that Florida guy who was signed to CTE for a while. Blood Raw.

    I’m thinking Punk can transition to a feud with Orton and join Daniel Bryan on the quest for justice against the Authority. Meanwhile Cena and ADR can feud till TLC, where they can have the blow off match. Maybe a Table match for TLC

    Meanwhile, Punk can get involved against Triple H and Orton. Survivor Series match:
    Team Triple H (Triple H, Randy Orton, the Shield)
    Team Bryan (Daniel Bryan, CM Punk, Rhodes Bros. Possibly a returning Christian because he was taken out by the Shield).

    I’d book it with Team Triple H winning, after aligning with Heyman and having Ryback run interference. Meanwhile, Big Show comes and runs interference for team bryan. This leads to the Big Show/Triple H match, while you could temporarily transition Daniel Bryan to face Ryback. Maybe a Chairs match for TLC, so Bryan has an added edge.

    Which leaves CM Punk to face “Randall, Randall, Randall….” Orton for the title at TLC. That can be a traditional TLC Match.

    I’d go with Orton retaining because Orton has a history of winning over Punk at PPVs. He’s like the reverse John Cena there. Have Bryan lose to Ryback, for the simple reason of having Ryback inject himself (ha, steroids reference), through Paul Heyman into the title picture. Along with Daniel Bryan who can do a double countout probably 5 star match with Punk for number one contender. So that’s an Orton/Ryback/Punk/Bryan fatal four way at the Royal Rumble.

    Successfully blending Punk/Ryback/Heyman and Bryan/Authority.

    Meanwhile, I’d have Sandow cash in on Cena after Cena retains at Elimination Chamber. Similar to a Batista on Cena back in 2010.

    That gives you a WM Main Event of Cena versus Sandow for the title, automatically elevating Sandow, and the World Title.

    Which leaves the winner of the Royal Rumble to face Randy Orton for the WWE Title. Possibly a returning Face Sheamus. Not sure on his schedule.

    Also, I booked it this way because I want to see a fatal four way between Orton/Ryback/Bryan/Punk. So take it as you will.

    Also, this has gotten far beyond where I was going to stop. So I’ll stop now.

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      1. Heh, I appreciate that. I’d love to be a part of the Fro Horseman podcast, I look forward to those every time you guys do them. I’ve always wanted to do blogging/thoughts/reactions to wrestling, honestly.

        I would never be able to work for WWE though. Not in creative. I’d try to humanize John Cena way too much. He’d be losing matches cleanly.

        I mean, WWE’s clear pick as to who’s going to be the breakout star from the Shield is Reigns, no matter what Ambrose does and how well he performs in his promos. And to me, it’d still be Rollins.

        I want Rollins to be IC champ by middle of 2014 and be winning the royal rumble come 2015. Ambrose winning Money in the Bank in 2014, and Reigns doing a started from the bottom now we’re here, kind of thing, reinforcing his size and power and giving him the credentials of being a powerhouse. He’s already speared people through barricades.

        But my ideas for Bray Wyatt and the Wyatt family would never work in the WWE.

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        2. Man, we def appreciate that. Sometimes, we just record the show because we like to ramble about wrestling, we don’t even know if anyone else listens so it’s good to know you listen and enjoy it. We’ll def be in touch about having you come through.

          I agree, again. Rollins is a beast, but all three have potential…except Reigns. I’ll go on record to say I’m not that well versed on his pre shield work, but I haven’t been overly impressed. I think he belongs in a team and away from the mic, I also think him having a Batista like move-set is problematic seeing as how he’s not taller-bigger than…shit, anyone. He’s an odd hybrid and I don’t like his current persona being that he’s about average height and he’s covered, you can’t really tell he’s such a monster.

          That said, I love Bray Wyatt character and I, like you, think that it needs to be taken over the top. If Kane coming back and is anything less than Wyatt’s puppet, I’m upset. Bray is DEF a cult type character and that needs to be exploited, now more than ever. Dude, it’s Halloween. He should be shining right now. Even see what the boogieman is up to.

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          1. Well, my plans for the Wyatt Family would be simple.

            Build him up, let him talk smack about how he is the true evil, the true darkness and what not.

            And then, right after Royal Rumble, he’s talking and then we hear that gong.

            Except this time at, WM30, Bray Wyatt beats the Undertaker, and ends the streak.

            Afterwards, you could have superstars turn heel and join him just off the strength of the cult leader thing and the ability to say “I Beat the Streak”, the same way that real life cult leaders have “miracles” and things like that, that brainwashes and convinces people to join them.

            Furthermore, it would help create/start a new streak, with Wyatt as Taker’s successor of sorts, and Taker can finally retire and get some well deserved rest.

            Either he could take the Tombstone Piledriver from Taker OR he could get a new more devastating final finisher OR he could get a new secondary finisher and Sister Abigail could be his final finisher.

            Though I’d lean towards the first two, because SA is one that you can snap off quickly, it doesn’t always have that build up like the Tombstone.

  2. Skype wouldn’t let us be great tonight to record, but we may try again this weekend for a late show or just shoot for next week. Sorry folks

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