What Lil’ Wayne Will Do On His Last Day Before Jail…

By now you’ve heard that on February 9th, Lil’ Wayne was suppose to start his year of jail at Riker’s Island for a gun charge. But that was postponed until March 2nd due to a cracked tooth. On the first farewell tour, Weezy caught the the Saints win at the Super Bowl, did some interviews, did a concert, was on Ustream, and had a party. This time as jail time grows closer, we’re sure Lil’ Wayne will take it easier the second time around. nappyafro has the exclusive itinerary for his last 24 hours of freedom*.
*That means we made it up.

12a-1a
Wakes up in the morning & takes a knee and thanks god, then goes to the mirror and looks himself in the eyes.

1a-2a
Gets prison number tattooed on his face so he doesn’t have to hold up a sign in mugshot.

2a-3a
Pays up Netflix account for the rest of year

3a-4a
“Freestyle Session” with Nicki Minaj & Shanelle

4a-5a
Get a REAL guitar lesson from B.B. King.

5a-6a
Makes a mixtape

6a-8a
Smokes some Kush then takes a nap.

8a-9a
Wakes up…makes a mixtape

9a-11a
Hangs out with daughter (Reginae) & Toya

11a-12p
Hangs out with Babymama #2 & Dwayne III.

12p-2p
Shopping spree with Birdman.

2p-3p
Makes mixtape with Drake.

3p-4p
Smokes weed with Jae Millz, Gutta, & Lil’ Chuckie.

4p-6p
Hangs out with Babymama #3 (Lauren) & Lennox.

6p-8p
Hangs out with Babymama #4 (Nivea) & Neal.

8p-9p
Goes and gets another tattoo with Tyga.

9p-10p
Makes mixtape.

10p-11p
Smokes weed and plays Madden 2010

11p-12a
Turns on Sportscenter and watches till he falls asleep.