WWE Wrestlemania XXXI: Thoughts & Predictions

Brock Lesnar (c)  vs. Roman Reigns
WWE Heavyweight Championship Title Match

Saule Wright: I’m laughing because after seeing Brock break a rib and throw a grown man aside like it was a hobby and THEN knowing that they just signed him to a 3 year deal, similar to the one he has AND they are trying to drum up Brock vs. Rock for 32…HOW the hell can Reigns win here. The crowd doesn’t like Reigns, Reigns isn’t ready, and Brock isn’t human. So sorry suntan superman, you’re going down for the 3 second tan. I’m sorry….I don’t know why I did that. Brock wins. BONUS: Seth comes out to cash in on a battered but victorious Brock. As the ref passes the case out and the bell rings, Orton hits him with an RKO and Brock picks him up and F5’s him for the win.

GQ-Blu: After the agony of knowing that Reigns was a lock in to win, Brock has thrown a wrench in everyone’s plans after he announced that he was resigning with the E. Brock has been booked tougher than a Contra boss on All Madden, so you gotta expect Heyman to double cross the Beast Incarnate, unless you’re gonna infuse Reign’s with the no-sell spirits of Hulk Hogan and John Cena so he can perform a Super Kamehameha Super Man Punch of Death. Actually, I believe that last part actually will happen. Reigns wins.

B-Easy: I just read that fans booed the shit out of Roman Reigns during Wrestlemania Axxess. I think Roman will go on to be a heel, just not on Sunday. Plus Brock just signed a new contract. Brock wins.