Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
Saule Wright: A gimmick match that not only needs an actual gimmick, but a better booking. Andre deserves better. Winning this match doesn’t mean anything, word to Swiss Superman. It’s SO important, they’re giving it to us free. I’ll be watching this for no other reason than to hear the crowd go apeshit when Hideo comes out. I fully expect him to be one of the last 4 in the ring. Um, SANDOW because anything else would be uncivilized.
GQ-Blu: It’s a shame this got moved to the pre-show as this should’ve been the moment we got the payoff of the Miz/Mizdow fued. Mizdow should still win but damn it’d be nice if the guy could’ve caught a break.
B-Easy: Not many wrestlers in this year’s battle royal have current storylines going on. One of the few that do is Mizdow, so I’m picking him for the win. I kinda think it would be cool if Big Show won and then immediately retired. But Mizdow will probably win this one.