WWE Wrestlemania XXXI: Thoughts & Predictions

Sting vs. Triple H

Saule Wright: Hey, they did what they could. The more I think about this match, the less I care. I’m pretty cynical on this whole PPV in case you didn’t pick that up. Anyway, if there is ANY hope of getting another match outta Sting, he needs to win here. I notice that this isn’t a no DQ match or no holds barred and we KNOW Trips is a sore loser. He’d be totally fine with dropping Sting with a sledgehammer and walking out a loser. I’m fine with that too. Sting wins because Trips is a dirty SOB. Besides that, Trips entrance makes him a winner every show, and really, that’s all we need from him at this point. I hope we see some vintage WCW merch worn by one of these cats. Also, I met Sting, he’s a nice guy, and that doesn’t have shit to do with anything.

GQ-Blu: If I was Trips I would’ve put in my contract that I get to win if Sting is gonna wrestle in a T-Shirt. Say what you will about Paul Levesque and his tactics to always put himself at the top, but he doesn’t deserve to lose to a dude too afraid to show off his man boobs. Triple H’s entrance will probably be in my top 3 favorite moments of the show, but we all know the Stingers getting this one for good ol’ dubya C dubya…er respect? (What is this feud about again?) Sting wins. 

B-Easy: Bring Sting back just to lose? Nah. The vigilante wins this one, continuing Triple H’s Mania losing streak.