DMF of the Week: Lil B

“100 thousand nigga…all day nigga!”

Cruising the net I ran across this gem right here…Lil’ B. What I didn’t know about this guy is that he is part of the Oakland group The Pack (a group that has been featured on the Fro.) I didn’t know that he has such a internet following either. What I do know about this guy is this…if there is a HELL, he has a reservation. This nigga has numerous songs on YouTube, but the two that really caught my attention were these two. “Look Like Jesus” and “I’m a Martian”. In these two “freestyles” he calls himself a “bitch”, a “pretty bitch”, a “faggot” and did I mention he called himself a BITCH! What has the game come to when its cool to refer to yourself in these terms? REALLY? What threw me even more was that posters on Okayplayer were cosigning this GARBAGE. Reason why I mentioned the Okayplayer cosign, these people are notorious musical SNOBS. I really have no words for this guy..he even had a video rapping with a gun to his head while wearing a BULLETPROOF VEST! How dumb is this guy? When you see guys like this that “make it” in the game we call Hip-Hop, I can see why MC Underground is upset with the success of “rappers” like Lil’ B. Since you are a “pretty bitch”, I’m sure The Fro making you DMF of the Week wouldn’t be much of a diss.Congratulations Lil’ B and welcome to the club! WATCH THE VIDEOS AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!

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  1. Here are some of Lil B’s most memorable lines:
    “And no I ain’t no bitch, no I ain’t no snitch, I’m fucking on that bitch, and then I make her strip” (Oh creative!)
    “She working on the that dick / She sucking my dick because I’m a pretty bitch” (So you’re saying that since you’re a bitch, your sucking your own dick, because bitches suck your dick constantly”
    “Like a ho, like a pro, and I know you a hoe” (Oh shit, such complicated rhyme schemes)
    “I used to be a goon and now I’m a pretty bitch” (Pretty bitch > Goon, in this case)
    “All my girls say I’m fine like a martian” (This obviously makes sense, in the belief that Lil’ Wayne saying he’s a martian)
    “Hoes on my dick because I look like jesus” (Well, god damn)
    “Gold mouth bitch and I look like a princess, no homo miss that pretty bitch with your sister” (What?)

    Judging from the intelligence of these lines, I don’t know.

      1. You know when you try to prove a point, you try to use the best information you can? In this case, there were two videos, and I just found some lines on there.

        This doesn’t deserve anymore of my time.

      1. LMAO dis da funniest nigga eva! And niggaz like dis nigga 4real! Im more trippin ova the pretty bitch parts lol

  2. The unbased mind won’t understand Lil B. I’ll put this in way you lames can comprehend, Lil B is a human sacrifice. If for one second you think hes gay, retarded, or a bitch, youv’e showed him and everyone else that understand Based World that you are exactly what you call him or afraid of what you call him. His music takes stereotypes, fears and uses them in a way no one is bold enough to do.

  3. IDGAF how you want to try to “explain” his music and consign it… “You can miss me with that shit”. Plain and simple if I hear a dude refer to himself as a “pretty bitch” or have “pretty boy swag” around me, he gettin’ snuffed!

    The fact that you’re supporting this trash music shows your musical taste and quality. “Like A Martian” is in the same class as some Gucci Mane shit, so I’m not surprised that a lot of people are cosigning it. Most fans nowadays have no taste when it comes to music and just take whatever artists throw at them, they’re numb to bullshit. Jerm I applaud you for this DMF pick, this was a no-brainer after watching the two videos.

    The fact that trash like Lil B, “Look Like Jesus”, “I’m A Martian”, are supported I blame…. Too many to name.

  4. So bc he calls himself a Pretty Bitch, all bets are off? he’s 100% garbage? You are a fucking moron. Lil B can rap circles around anyone in the game and if you don’t hear that, then you just haven’t listened enough. Sorry

        1. Nah, man… I don’t joke around.

          Come on fam. You know I’m being sarcastic, lol. I called him the worst rapper alive in the forums.

    1. Wait. Hold up. You just said:

      “So bc he calls himself a Pretty Bitch, all bets are off?”

      So rappers are calling themselves pretty bitches and that shit is cool? Maybe, and by maybe I mean never, I could see if this guy was a lyrical talent or even a talent talent. But he is straight trash. No flow. No nothing.

      If you listen to this music and enjoy it, you need to go into your bathroom and down half a bottle of Drano. Seriously.

  5. On a serious note: This guy just gave the word “garbage” a whole new low meaning… Why did his shit even get any acknowledgment? Smh… Hard to believe he has some people supporting him on here, lol.

  6. UGH!
    People are really defending this? Mostly just (a) Bay nigga(s) that are(is) (a) fan(s) of The Pack.(Yea, I’m on to you faggot) But most bay music fans always been SENSITIVE about their music. Even if it’s trash, they stand by it.

    I was expecting these cats to come out the woodwork when we didn’t do the E40 review. That’s one strike against us in their book. And even though the Fro gave positive reviews for The Pack, we are now fags, haters, lames and motherfuckers.

    All you sensitive niggas on here defending your boyfriend…..FOH. I’m sure 3 of you are the same person, trying to make it look like you got a following.

    It’s GARBAGE. Deal with it.

  7. OMG dis nigga is hilarious! Tell me why i wanna hear more of him lol. “Bithces is mad cuz i dress like Jesus Christ Im that pretty bitch ima fuck her all night” LMAO!

    1. Dis nigga is a dumb mufucka but u gotta respect him for having the courage and cunning to make this

  8. OK I’m sorry but if you actually defend this shit in seriousness then you need to get an IQ test so you can drop yourself into a Special Ed class on Hip-Hop, damn Big L must be cuttin himself in his grave right now this shit is so fuckin tarry. Dawg even fuckin Soulja Boy could rap circles around this dumbass nigga. He rhymes bitch with bitch, dick, or shit, more times than he sucked the dicks of the niggas trying to defend him. This shit should never have been spit…

  9. That was the most epic garbage I heard in a real long time. I used to love The Pack Man. He should totally stick with them because this solo ish really is working. Is it just me or did it feel like he used bitch and dick like 50 times in one track?

  10. We used to make fun of kids like this at school

    Ignorant people like this are ones that need to be slapped for a reality check

    Calling yourself a “bitch” is just ridiculous i mean c’mon

  11. I think okayplayers just ignored that post you referenced cause that shit was started at the beginning of April.

  12. OMG i totally agree this guy is rubbish and the only person I believe to be protectin Lil B is Lil B himself cuz even his mama wont tolerate such shit.

  13. this dude is garbage, but if people like him so what? ya’ll opinions are no different from anybody elses.

  14. If anybody like this shit forreal got mad problems especially if they try to defend this. Lil B is retarded and he can’t help himself apparently.

  15. you will all love lil B in a couple weeks. Dude grows on you, I don’t even care how many times you guys will try to quote stuff in reponse.

    Besides, this dudes ridiculous lines are much more entertaining than the boringness of most of the stuff promoted here like Trina and Ross.

  16. Just laughed so hard purple drank shot out of my nose. Forget self-sacrifice, anyone who kills this guy gets into Heaven immediately. Would do it myself but I’m not the killing type. Don’t test me though.

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