The playoffs are in full swing now and people are going home left and right. You know who is still playing? You guessed it…ME! I had to get revenge for the wife last week when I disposed of Jamal. But we’ll talk about that later. We had 8 teams vying for a championship, and now we’re down to 4. In the end there can only be ONE! Who will it be? Stay tuned to find out! RESULTS!
Quarterfinal Results (winners in BOLD)
Vice Kings – 126.48
Dr Mom Loves Chocolate – 100.16
Dr Mom lineup decision cost her the chance to pull upset of the year. Vice Kings has been tough all year, but we’re starting to see some dents in his armor. Who knew his defense would pick up 30 points for him! He moves on to the semifinals where he will face Spread Jermz. Props go to Dr Mom for being the FIRST female to win a playoff game in FFFL history. She’s such a trailblazer!
Vaudeville Villains – 90.40 Spread Jermz – 106.24
Spread Jermz ended Arkitekt’s season with this victory in the quarterfinals. Great season to Ark, might have been better hadn’t injuries crushed his team. What can I say about Spread Jermz that he hasn’t said about himself? Good Luck next week versus Clay Davis and the Vice Kings!
Detroit FaceFuckers – 82.60
sliver street riders – 58.10
P from the D resurfaced just in time to save his season and upset one of the better teams in the league. I don’t know how he does it, but he manages to keep on winning. He now gets to play Heisenberg in a rematch from earlier in the season. I hope he doesn’t forget about all those things he said earlier, because Heisenberg is out for REVENGE!
Heisenberg – 88.46
Fuck yo feelings – 58.24
Speaking of revenge, I had to get some getback for my household on this one. Not only did I dispose of Tisha last week, but this week I had to crush the other half of Harlem Heat 2.0. He had a great regular season, but he didn’t finish the drill. Don’t worry Jamal, there is a 5th place trophy out there with your name on it!