WWE Payback Kickoff Show/Mask vs. Hair Match: El Torito vs. Hornswoggle
B-Easy: Is it messed up that I’m really looking forward to this match and a bald Hornswoggle? Well, I am.
Saule Wright: Wait…you’re looking forward to…nevermind. Um, let’s put this whole scenario to bed and a nice neat little package…sorry….El Torito is El Victor.
GQ Blu: I think I saw one of the Matadores shove an ice pack up Torito’s ass after he had his ‘tail’ ripped off… Has anyone noticed that they haven’t done any Be A Star commercials lately? Torito wins.
